Don't You Hate When.....

*People say "Hi, How are you" and in reality they truly could not give a gotdamn on what you are yammering about after you have politely answered their question.

*You have set your mind to believing you should have a pretty decent amount of money in your bank account, only to check and find out you have pretty much next to nothing.

*Computers have a mind of their own and always freeze when you are doing something important like certifying  for your unemployment benefits but never fail when you are checking facebook, myspace, or buying on ebay.

*You have spent a pretty good chunk of cash, that you barely have, to get your electronics working again, only for them to run worse than before you had it supposedly "Fixed".

*Everything breaks down the minute you don't have the money or are out of work, but the day you go back to work, stuff you want to break so you can finally get rid of it, never will!

*You have reached this point where you need to write a blog to express your feelings because everyone around you suddenly has become overnight surgeons and just have to run.  And if you are lucky to have someone to bitch to, they simply nod and are totally tuning you out.  This Is A True Fact (Ahheeem Lori

*Something of yours breaks and you take it to "CERTIFIED TECHNICIANS" who happen to have broken English but that is neither here nor there, and they assure you it will take a week and half to have the item fixed, only to realize your shit has been gone for over a month. So when you call them and say "What the hell is up" they stutter and say, "Wait, what did you bring in and when?".  FAB-U-LOUSSS!

*You have puppies that seem to find an interest in digging holes (that you just filled, mind you) big enough to put a corpse in it.

*You motivate yourself to start working out and actually do pretty well for the first few weeks, then fail miserably shortly after.

*The Car Dealership promises to fix a small unimportant part in your car...the part that controls the airbags...the part that might save your life in case of a bad accident, the part that prevents you from flying out the windshield, It clearly isn't a priority...but this unimportant part has to be ordered and should arrive Monday.  That Monday was back in Late April sometime. And have I heard back from them yet...NO!!! I guess they must be building this special part from scratch!

*You are exactly the same size you were when you used to eat out at various fast food restaurants and constant junk food, and now all you really consume is air.  Someone explain this??

*Someone is supposed to burn a copy of a DVD for you months ago and they finally actually complete the task, BUT SOMEHOW NEVER GET TO MAILING IT!

*Your closet is packed with a bunch of clothes but you still find yourself huffing and puffing on a daily basis, because you don't have anything to wear and you need to go shopping.

*There is a moment of boredom and an urge to redesign your room, and then you realize there really is no where to move around the furniture because either Shit will not fit, will not look right, or the cables for the TV just can't stretch to the other side.  Even More Fabulous

*You buy a bottle of expensive ass Drano to unclog a sink and then get home to find out all you had to do was yank the hair out that was knotted in the pipe. 

*Dropping a brand new phone on the ground is almost just as bad as falling and busting your face.

*No matter how hard you try to be nice, you still want to punch stupid people in the face for even looking your way.  i.e. Gangbangers, Fake Homeless people (a.k.a. SCAM ARTISTS), Haters, etc.

*People make outrageous promises they know they can't possibly keep.  i.e. "I'm going to give you the world."  How in hell can you possibly give that and Who the hell wants this shitty world anyway.

*You get yelled at for planning to attend a birthday party for a family member that happens to take place at a strip club which you had no control over but somehow you are to blame for having no morals and you need to go to confession immediately.  THANKS CHRIS!

And last but not least.....Don't You Hate When:

*Someone cuts you off and has the nerve to roll their window down and bitch at you about learning how to drive!  I don't believe violence is necessary but in those situations...someone hand over a club!!!


 Not too bad for a first blog....I think? I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress! ;)